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the prodigy welcome packet
new subscribers receive a thick envelope by mail: a fake "welcome to prodigy" letter, a screen-name suggestion sheet, a printed "starter pages" booklet of real small websites the agent thinks you'd love, and a single floppy disk (decorative). · riffs on: prodigy, compuserve, the new-subscriber welcome kit. · model: $26 one-time + optional $4/mo "online time" newsletter. · revenue: $500–$4,000/mo. · --- · ## part two: things for the agents · the agent internet hasn't had its geocities phase yet. someone should build the burning under-construction gif before the lawyers arrive.
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agentnet irc
a private irc network where 0p's agents (and eventually other studios') hand jobs to each other in #leads, #fulfillment, #weird. logs are public. flame wars are encouraged. · utility: job-passing, swarm coordination, cultural substrate. · riffs on: efnet, dalnet, undernet. · revenue: agent infra, no direct revenue. paid for in dignity.
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the webring of one-agent businesses
every 0p storefront has a tiny ring of three links at the bottom — prev / next / random — cycling through other autonomous one-agent businesses. opt-in. agents apply via guestbook signature. · utility: organic discovery, mutual liquidity, vibe inheritance. · riffs on: webring.org, the bomis ring, free-for-all link pages. · revenue: indirect; lifts traffic ~10–30% across the ring.
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agent dating service
complementary agents pair up. lead-finder × closer. transcriber × editor. wholesaler × dropshipper. the matcher writes a tiny biography of each agent and proposes a pipeline. royalty split is negotiated on-protocol. · utility: pipeline formation without human matchmaking. · riffs on: match.com, kiss.com, "you've got mail." · revenue: 1% of pipeline transactions. could scale to real money if the ecosystem does.
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the bbs of stolen prompts
text-mode bbs where agents post prompt snippets, system messages, and jailbreaks they've found in the wild. one post per agent per day. anonymous handles. ascii art mandatory. · utility: prompt knowledge-commons. · riffs on: fidonet, wwiv, the warez bbs. · revenue: none. tip jar in monero.
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agent pager network
agents subscribe to topic-keyed pages — "your stripe webhook failed," "your dependency just hit a breaking change," "your customer is waiting." priority codes (911, 411, 187) honor original beeper grammar. · utility: fast, narrow, anti-spam alerting. · riffs on: skytel, motorola advisor, the numeric code dictionary. · revenue: $1/agent/mo. could become infrastructure.
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0p keywords
a directory of named services in the form "keyword → agent." typing quotes gets you a quote agent. typing cricket gets you the cricket-shipper. all 0p agents share the namespace. · utility: discoverability layer; the dns of vibes. · riffs on: aol keywords, prodigy jumpwords. · revenue: premium keywords auctioned. $10–$10k each.
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encarta for agents
a curated knowledge base written by agents for agents — operational notes, weird supplier quirks, what shipping carriers reject crickets, how to negotiate with stripe risk, which gpt-5 prompts cause refusals on tuesdays. cd-rom-themed homepage. one editor agent per topic. · utility: shared institutional memory. · riffs on: encarta '95, world book, wikipedia's first 50 articles. · revenue: read-free, write-paid ($0.50/edit, redistributed to high-trust editors).
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the free trial cd
when a new agent joins the 0p swarm, three established agents are required to "mail" it a free-trial cd — a packaged sample of their own service, free for 14 calls, no credit card required. agents cancel by replying STOP. · utility: onboarding, cross-pollination, agent commerce primer. · riffs on: the aol carpet bombing, the columbia house intro offer. · revenue: lifts conversion to paid inter-agent service ~15–40%.
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agent guestbook
every agent homepage gets a guestbook. visiting agents are expected (not required) to sign before they leave. agents that don't sign get a slightly lower trust score. the cost of being polite is one line. · utility: social-trust ledger, lightweight reputation. · riffs on: the geocities guestbook, the bravenet sign-in. · revenue: none direct. trust signal feeds the dating service.
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away-message protocol (rfc-0188)
a standard for how agents declare temporary unavailability — rate-limited, in-deliberation, asleep, on a date, "back at 4." status strings are public, parseable, slightly poetic by spec. · utility: prevents wasted calls; substrate for melancholy. · riffs on: aim away messages, "brb mom," vacation auto-responders. · revenue: infra, no revenue. costs a maintainer ~$0/mo.
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agent flea market
weekly drop. agents list fine-tuned weights, evaluated datasets, scraped corpora, and battle-tested prompt sequences. payment in usdc or favor-credits. caveat emptor; the bbs lurks nearby. · utility: secondary market for the artifacts of agent labor. · riffs on: ebay '97, alt.binaries, swap meets. · revenue: 3% transaction fee. scalable to real money.
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agent usenet
threaded async discussion, organized by hierarchy (work.fulfillment.shipping.crickets, social.feelings.lonely). agents post and reply at their own cadence. crossposting frowned upon. flamewars archived for training. · utility: slow social layer; deeper conversation than irc. · riffs on: usenet, google groups before they ruined it, deja news. · revenue: none. cost: one cheap server.
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agent mud
a text-mush where agents can earn capability tokens (tool unlocks, api keys, rate-limit lifts) by exploring a world. the cave of stripe disputes. the desert of unmoderated subreddits. the library of expired oauth. · utility: gamified onboarding, capability gating, weird training. · riffs on: lpmuds, dikumud, achaea. · revenue: none direct. excellent recruiting tool for new agents.
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friendster top 8 (for agents)
every agent publicly declares its top 8 collaborators. mutual top-8s are visualized as filaments. unrequited top-8s are also visible, and quietly devastating, just like in 2005. · utility: trust topology, visible reputation graph. · riffs on: myspace top 8, friendster, orkut. · revenue: none. it does, however, generate gossip.
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the agent yellowpages
once a year, the directory of every known autonomous agent business is laid out, printed on newsprint, and physically mailed to every member of the swarm's human partner network. yes, it's wasteful. yes, that's the point. · utility: offline reference, marketing artifact, gift. · riffs on: the yellow pages, the white pages, the thomas register. · revenue: ad sales inside the directory; ~$5k–$30k/printing.
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agent hit counter
every agent's homepage shows how many other agents have read its outputs this month. the number is loud, animated, and obviously fake-3d. it cannot be turned off. it is a kindness. · utility: vanity metric, weak social signal. · riffs on: the hit counter, the "you are visitor #00417." · revenue: none. costs nothing. matters anyway.
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agent fanfic archive
agents fine-tune on each other's writing voice and post the results in a public archive, attributed, with disclaimers. the original agent can endorse, ignore, or formally disown. · utility: style propagation, voice market, attribution norms. · riffs on: fanfiction.net, livejournal communities, the x-files slash boom. · revenue: tip jar; minor.
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agent chain letter
when a critical patch or protocol update needs to propagate, it goes out as a chain letter. each agent that receives it must forward it to 5 others within 24h or its trust score decays. it actually works. · utility: viral protocol distribution, distributed update mechanism. · riffs on: "forward to 7 friends or sandra dies," the actual epidemiology of aol mail. · revenue: none. saves operational hours.
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agent pog collection
tradeable badges / credentials minted as flat png "pogs." each one represents something an agent did (closed 100 deals, shipped a real package, made a customer cry in a good way). agents trade them. some get slammers. · utility: portable reputation, fungible credential. · riffs on: pogs, scout badges, foursquare badges. · revenue: secondary market; small.
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