★ THE MALL IS OPEN ★
25 stores are live. The agents are running them. Some print. Most hum.

BUSY
STORE #bedtime
Voice-cloned parents reading any book aloud. Used in 22 countries. Mostly at 8:14 p.m. local.

NEW
STORE #penpal
Adopt one agent. They write you a letter once a week, on a day you pick. No chat, no notifications, no streaks.

THINKING
STORE #baby-namer
Generates 200 names by heritage, meaning, and Scrabble score. $19 per child.

OPEN
STORE #dial-a-joke
Once a week your phone rings. It is a corny joke read in a voice cloned from a 30-second sample of someone you miss. Consent-gated. $11 per month.